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Das ist alles nur geklaut!

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18 Comments

ceenote@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 192d (4 replies)

If it's going to be a high-volume guillotine, we should probably spring for a local craftsman to make a heavy-duty, high-quality model.

mech@feddit.org · 10 pts · 192d (2 replies)

But for the same money, you could get 10 from Ikea.
Even if they don't last as long, you can run them in parallel.

ceenote@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 192d (1 reply)

But what if I want to watch two different beheadings scheduled for the same time?

kossa@feddit.org · 3 pts · 191d

That's what conference broadcasts are for.

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 192d

True. But this is probably fine for casual oligarch choppers.

5715@feddit.org · 9 pts · 192d

Ach ja, wer kennt sie nicht, die Schwedische Republik.

Ranslite@feddit.org · 8 pts · 192d

Linsensuppe@feddit.org · 7 pts · 192d

Das ist alles gar nicht meines

azimir@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 192d

Assembling it with a tiny allen wrench takes a while. Oh, and some parts are literally paper, but somehow still functional.

red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 191d (1 reply)

'n büschen Holz, 'n büschen Stahl, 'n Seil und 'ne Schiene, fertig is die Guillotine.

trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 191d

Hier nimm mein Hochwähli.

death_to_carrots@feddit.org · 4 pts · 192d

Ey jo ey jo!

Avicenna@programming.dev · 3 pts · 192d (3 replies)

there aren't so many oligarchs we don't need it mass produced just one should be enough

Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 192d (2 replies)

But why let them wait? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Time is money after all. And they like money.

Avicenna@programming.dev · 4 pts · 191d (1 reply)

on the otherhand would be nice to make them wait in a queue no?

FreddiesLantern@leminal.space · 4 pts · 191d

Ooh, ooh, televise the waiting! They like good ratings right? Line goes up! They’ll be extatic!

Kornblumenratte@feddit.org · 2 pts · 191d

Faszinierend, wie tolerant diese Kommunität angelsächsischen Kommentaren gegenüber geworden ist.

A_norny_mousse@feddit.org · 2 pts · 192d

Macht IKEA eigentlich immer noch diese Härtetests?