c/ich_iel · by NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org · 192dich🛠️🔩🪛iel Das ist alles nur geklaut! 321 points · 18 comments · view on lemmy.world
18 Comments
ceenote@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 192d
If it's going to be a high-volume guillotine, we should probably spring for a local craftsman to make a heavy-duty, high-quality model.
mech@feddit.org · 10 pts · 192d
But for the same money, you could get 10 from Ikea.
Even if they don't last as long, you can run them in parallel.
ceenote@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 192d
But what if I want to watch two different beheadings scheduled for the same time?
kossa@feddit.org · 3 pts · 191d
That's what conference broadcasts are for.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 192d
True. But this is probably fine for casual oligarch choppers.
5715@feddit.org · 9 pts · 192d
Ach ja, wer kennt sie nicht, die Schwedische Republik.
Ranslite@feddit.org · 8 pts · 192d
Linsensuppe@feddit.org · 7 pts · 192d
Das ist alles gar nicht meines
azimir@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 192d
Assembling it with a tiny allen wrench takes a while. Oh, and some parts are literally paper, but somehow still functional.
red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 191d
'n büschen Holz, 'n büschen Stahl, 'n Seil und 'ne Schiene, fertig is die Guillotine.
trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 191d
Hier nimm mein Hochwähli.
death_to_carrots@feddit.org · 4 pts · 192d
Ey jo ey jo!
Avicenna@programming.dev · 3 pts · 192d
there aren't so many oligarchs we don't need it mass produced just one should be enough
Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 192d
But why let them wait? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Time is money after all. And they like money.
Avicenna@programming.dev · 4 pts · 191d
on the otherhand would be nice to make them wait in a queue no?
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space · 4 pts · 191d
Ooh, ooh, televise the waiting! They like good ratings right? Line goes up! They’ll be extatic!
Kornblumenratte@feddit.org · 2 pts · 191d
Faszinierend, wie tolerant diese Kommunität angelsächsischen Kommentaren gegenüber geworden ist.
A_norny_mousse@feddit.org · 2 pts · 192d
Macht IKEA eigentlich immer noch diese Härtetests?