Conservative Men Use Empty Melania Theaters for Grindr Hookups

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ceenote@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 195d

They would never be this clever

Screen_Shatter@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 195d (1 reply)

Well I just got onioned. Thats hilarious and I wouldnt be surprised if it was still true.

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panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 18 pts · 195d (1 reply)

I definitely believe this could be happening

I hear they try to sync cuming in the theater to when she says "It's Morbin' Time!"

Once again onion your stories are totally believable.

TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 195d (1 reply)

I thought this was a real headline.

I'm not convinced it isn't.

clav64@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 195d

The best satire is the one that could be true.

If you cum in the theater, please make sure there's someone to swallow everything so the theater staff doesn't have to clean up a mess.