You're just too scared of getting even more evidence that our glorious god king heals faster than wolverine, like that time his ear and 37% of his head got shot off, and then the next day he played a perfect round of golf and cured cancer!
(Have to add /s, because that actually sounds like something a magat would say with a dead straight face... 😒 )
Yes , that's how Trump and his administration operates. Whether it's on purpose or just the product of a chaotic idiot, that's how it works. Every day is a shit show to make people forget the previous shit show. It's how they can do anything without consequences.
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PunnyName@lemmy.world · 71 pts · 192d
Can someone shoot the president to detract from the president shitting himself?
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 192d
Yeah, but they'll miss and then that'll be a distraction from stealing the midterms
TheCriticalMember@aussie.zone · 9 pts · 192d
You're just too scared of getting even more evidence that our glorious god king heals faster than wolverine, like that time his ear and 37% of his head got shot off, and then the next day he played a perfect round of golf and cured cancer!
(Have to add /s, because that actually sounds like something a magat would say with a dead straight face... 😒 )
ramenshaman@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 191d
Best I can do is bomb Venezuela.
DaMummy@hilariouschaos.com · 5 pts · 192d
Or at least shit on the president.
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 192d
Porque no los dos
PunnyName@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 192d
Just like Call of Duty. So cool, huh?
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 192d
Call of doody?
RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 191d
Yes, dumping a dump truck of shit on him. Great idea. 👌
zbyte64@awful.systems · 56 pts · 192d
We also will kidnap the leader of another country as a distraction
ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip · 28 pts · 191d
NGL I completely forgot that happened for the past week. I can't believe he's still in custody and nothing's happened lately.
mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 18 pts · 191d
Oh no the distraction works...
SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org · 11 pts · 191d
Flood the zone with shit. That is what it's called. Steve Bannon is supposed to have come up with it. Seems to be working well I think.
RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 191d
And bait the rest of the world into World War II 2, Electric Boogaloo
umbrella@lemmy.ml · 47 pts · 192d
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz · 24 pts · 191d
Yep. Not being able to keep up with all the facism doesn't mean any of it are distractions.
altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 191d
Like with phone call scams, being paralyzingly overwhelming is the point.
pedz@lemmy.ca · 25 pts · 191d
Yes , that's how Trump and his administration operates. Whether it's on purpose or just the product of a chaotic idiot, that's how it works. Every day is a shit show to make people forget the previous shit show. It's how they can do anything without consequences.
SalmiakDragon@feddit.nu · 17 pts · 191d
Oh, we know it's intentional. "Flood the zone" on Wikipedia
roserose56@lemmy.zip · 21 pts · 191d
mrmisses@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 192d
I thought trump announcing he wants to rig the elections was a distraction from shitting himself and the new Epstein stuff released
Etterra@discuss.online · 2 pts · 191d
Ttpopbbfft
Widdershins@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 191d
I can't be the only person who looked at the top right corner to see how much brown mana it cost to cast this.
apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 192d
Then play the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme.
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 192d
Shart of the deal
PwnTra1n@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 191d
The Aristocrats!
Etterra@discuss.online · 3 pts · 191d
American here: It sounds like the Germans have it spot on.
adubya@feddit.online · 3 pts · 191d
Why is AI trying to make Bobby Kennedy look like a bespectacled Texan & as well as Doug and Dr. Oz younger than they are?
kennedy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 192d
or they're just that incompetent. Not everything is a conspiracy
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 191d
Yep