Bathroom rule

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mech@feddit.org · 35 pts · 226d (2 replies)

The alien is the only one who uses the room correctly – for resting

rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 226d (1 reply)

Wait, are we not supposed to nap while taking a dump?

No, you're supposed to be getting in your hourly ration of doom-scrolling.

Ah yes the six genders: man, woman, nonbinary, wheelchair user, alien, and text 😆

CombatWombatEsq@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 226d (5 replies)

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Considering changing mine to "actually wash your hands - WITH SOAP, DAMMIT!"

CameronDev@programming.dev · 4 pts · 226d (3 replies)

I identify as covid, and your identity and existence offend me.

Just wait until you meet my latest significant other. The name's "Maxine Vaccine," and exists just for the joy of offending you types.

CameronDev@programming.dev · 4 pts · 225d (1 reply)

Urgh, I bet your both gonna live long and happy lives. Disgusting.

Well, Ms Vaccine should live pretty much exactly as long as I do.

Didn't know "wheelchair user" was mutually exclusive to the others.

Pretty sure the fourth person is just a woman being blown by a stiff wind. Obviously very different from standard woman

"Being blown by a stiff wind" sounds like a highly specific fetish whereby air such as a fart escapes a corpse ("stiff").

Yes, I know - I'm a sick mofo.

actual aliens: is this another one of those joke restrooms or can we actually go here?....

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