c/shittyasklemmy · by daggermoon@lemmy.world · 205d

What household objects are the most fuckable?

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18 Comments

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 205d (3 replies)

Probably dildos or fleshlights

daggermoon@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 205d (2 replies)

That's too easy though. I was thinking more like a bar of soap with a hole carved in it.

NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 205d (1 reply)

LPT;

As someone who knew a guy (no for real, not me) who used axe shower gel and gave himself a UTI; DO NOT fuck the soap. The bacteria that live on there is a delicate ecosystem and if you strip it off with hardcore soaps then you'll leave yourself open for the harmful bacteria to make their home on your most delicates.

LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 205d

So that’s why it burned for a bit after using soap. Ah the foibles of youth.

LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 205d (1 reply)

Broom :3

daggermoon@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 205d

I only have wooden brooms. I don't want splinters in my asshole.

humanamerican@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 205d (9 replies)

Are we talking holes or poles here?

slazer2au@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 205d (6 replies)

No need to discriminate, both are valid options.

humanamerican@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 205d (5 replies)

OK OK so not so common anymore but empty CD spindles