Conservative Defends Child Molesters In Case He Becomes Child Molester Someday

https://theonion.com/conservative-defends-child-molesters-in-case-he-becomes-child-molester-someday/

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6 Comments

Steve@startrek.website · 43 pts · 220d (2 replies)

I genuinely feel sorry for the onion these days

FatVegan@leminal.space · 20 pts · 220d

The onion and not the onion is really basically the same

VitoRobles@lemmy.today · 19 pts · 220d

The editorial team has been crushing it! They started their physical newspaper again! My coworker has been bringing it to the break room and it's still funny and well written. Less weird skeptic stuff, and more politics, but it's what we need.

defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 220d (1 reply)

Yeah, about that just being The Onion...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_vUKmVCAZt0

Grass@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 220d

jesus mcfucking christ

MehBlah@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 220d

Once again onion quit doing stories about things that are really happening.