Just hit up your local group sex club with your credentials and off you go! You should find them listed on your local street lamps and other electrical boxes, or if you're inclined for the fancier varieties you can become a member at your local golf and/or gentlemen's clubs, but obviously the costs there are different, and while you'd think you'd get fewer diseases that's surprisingly not the case!
I live in México. I fucking hate that Yankees brought their nasty comercial white bread here. We have so much more bread and tortilla options, for cheaper and much more tastier.
I'm french, I bake my own bread. It's not as good as the down street bakery but it's my own, there's something satisfying about knowing the process of how to bake such a cornerstone of the culinary world
Idk some American bread isn't awful but it's nothing compared to quality bread. As an American it frustrates me that I can't get much decent bread at the local grocery and would have to hunt down a specialty bakery to find anything remotely good and would likely pay x5 the price for it.
What most people call "bread" is trash-food near quality. Like, even if baked on a true bakery I still prefer "normal bread" instead of "sandwich bread".
37 Comments
emmanuel@startrek.website · 30 pts · 3y
Europeans just like tasty things.
midas@ymmel.nl · 10 pts · 3y
And group sex
ProcurementCat@feddit.de · 10 pts · 3y
Obi@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 3y
Just hit up your local group sex club with your credentials and off you go! You should find them listed on your local street lamps and other electrical boxes, or if you're inclined for the fancier varieties you can become a member at your local golf and/or gentlemen's clubs, but obviously the costs there are different, and while you'd think you'd get fewer diseases that's surprisingly not the case!
emmanuel@startrek.website · 3 pts · 3y
How did I live without knowing that?
3laws@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 3y
I live in México. I fucking hate that Yankees brought their nasty comercial white bread here. We have so much more bread and tortilla options, for cheaper and much more tastier.
ch00f@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 3y
Hey, at least in Europe sliced bread was never illegal
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 3y
San Francisco Bay Area here. We agree. Fuck white bread. Sliced sourdough at the bare minimum.
SirShanova@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
RedCanasta@lemmy.fmhy.ml · 15 pts · 3y
I bake my own bread once a week, I can never go back now
Dogeek@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 3y
I'm french, I bake my own bread. It's not as good as the down street bakery but it's my own, there's something satisfying about knowing the process of how to bake such a cornerstone of the culinary world
midas@ymmel.nl · 13 pts · 3y
Baguettes, the French had it right all along
Banana@feddit.it · 13 pts · 3y
maess@feddit.de · 6 pts · 3y
Nett hier
turradeira@lemmy.pt · 2 pts · 3y
As a european I can confirm this comment
erezac@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 3y
Europeans be like: 💩👎 🥖👍
figaro@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y
American breads are shit, prove me wrong
TONKAHANAH@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y
You're not... Wrong.
Idk some American bread isn't awful but it's nothing compared to quality bread. As an American it frustrates me that I can't get much decent bread at the local grocery and would have to hunt down a specialty bakery to find anything remotely good and would likely pay x5 the price for it.
figaro@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
Yeah not to say its impossible to get good bread here. Raley's actually makes some good dutch and french bread. But overall our loafs are inferior.
eating3645@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
You're not wrong though....
SrEstegosaurio@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 3y
What most people call "bread" is trash-food near quality. Like, even if baked on a true bakery I still prefer "normal bread" instead of "sandwich bread".
Embrace bocadillo supremacy.
I've got hungry after searching the image. :c
midas@ymmel.nl · 2 pts · 3y
Is that egg?
SternburgExport@feddit.de · 6 pts · 3y
Why not both?
BugleFingers@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
Add in some tasty bugles and you'll have yourself a full meal!
Wilshire@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 3y
Where's the butter?
joneskind@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
Where is the salted butter?
Obi@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 3y
Beurre au sel de Guérande or go home! And the one with the chunky bits of salt, not smooth.
Vitaly_Chernobyl@dataterm.digital · 1 pts · 3y
All sensible people be like...
Dip@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 3y
Sliced white bread without any cheese or jam tastes like paper. Boule, even just as is, has its own good taste.
SrEstegosaurio@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 3y
This is a key factor in distinguishing good and bad bread. If you can eat bread alone then it's good.
airportline@lemmy.world · -3 pts · 3y
How do you make sandwiches with European bread?
AUniqueGeek@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 3y
I think you usually cut the bread into slices first.
Skellybones@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
Really? You don't use it as a really big soup bowl
Sept@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 3y
With le baguette you just slice half of it in 2 and it's done.
chocobo13z@pawb.social · 9 pts · 3y
Slice it in half along a short side and assemble like so?
Sept@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 3y
Ahahahahah you made my day !
Skellybones@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
Cut the bread with a bread knife
SrEstegosaurio@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 3y
Reference: https://lemmy.ml/comment/902128
drubbis@lemmy.world · -5 pts · 3y
I'm convinced that people think the top option is what American bread is have never actually been in a supermarket
midas@ymmel.nl · 3 pts · 3y
Show me your bread