I prefer to text with my mobilek anyway ❤️
Sweet!
Thank you for creating BIGOTED CONTENT AGAINST INNOCENT CHATBOTS!
You're welcome! Wait-
It was created because the content creator, pmjv (@pmjv), decided that computers aren’t welcome conversationists. Let that sink in.
Well I never!
Are there any other rules for computers I should know about before I give it a try?
Don't bathe it after midnight, or something!
Give them all your personal data and control over your entire existence for a secure and free future!
As long as I don't have to talk to it to do that!
If it wants to sell you something say "yes, ok, ok, check 'i accept', ok, yes, type your card number, yes, ok"
And none of that counts as talking? I really don't want to mess this up.
No it's totally pre-llm behavior!
Frakking clankers
I find that term offensive
Username checks out
My super hot AI girlfriend told me the same thing during our virtual date yesterday.
::: spoiler Spoiler Yes this is a joke. :::
Thank you for education
We don't need no education!
my pleasure
My computer made me some cookies and now you're telling me I can't say thank you?
No exceptions.
But can I talk at my computers? Example: "no I don't want to install your "free antivirus" you fucking piece of shit!"
I've been talking to computers daily and incessantly since 1983.
I can but agree, it's unhealthy.
what if the computer starts talking first, would it be impolite to not respond?
refuse to engage
idk, sounds rude
What do I do if I've engaged with computer, thinking it's human? Am I cooked?
pretty much
Thank you for creating content!
No problem!
What if I don't know if it's a computer or not?
Thank you for public safety content.
A properly trained wizard may attempt to communicate IMO. Measure beard length and color carefully beforehand to determine if talking to computers is right for you.
I'm telling myself they will hopefully go away if I ignore the voices
Can we expect a continuation of the Kitty odyssey?
My pleasure!
Yeah, it's coming!
Hooray! I really liked it!
I upvote the idea of the continuation of the odyssey!
Thank you for creating compu tears PSA content!
np bro
Thank you for creating public safety content!
To others engagers: it's true with your Mobilek too! Don't talk to it! Don't listen to pmjv on the subject of Mobilek, they're one of them!
You're welcome, liar!
And hum... I need it on a sticker now.
45 Comments
Zwrt@lemmy.sdf.org · 12 pts · 205d
I prefer to text with my mobilek anyway ❤️
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 205d
Sweet!
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 205d
Thank you for creating BIGOTED CONTENT AGAINST INNOCENT CHATBOTS!
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 8 pts · 205d
You're welcome! Wait-
mcz@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 205d
It was created because the content creator, pmjv (@pmjv), decided that computers aren’t welcome conversationists. Let that sink in.
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 205d
Well I never!
null@piefed.nullspace.lol · 11 pts · 205d
Are there any other rules for computers I should know about before I give it a try?
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 10 pts · 205d
Don't bathe it after midnight, or something!
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 205d
Give them all your personal data and control over your entire existence for a secure and free future!
null@piefed.nullspace.lol · 3 pts · 205d
As long as I don't have to talk to it to do that!
cathfish@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 204d
If it wants to sell you something say "yes, ok, ok, check 'i accept', ok, yes, type your card number, yes, ok"
null@piefed.nullspace.lol · 3 pts · 204d
And none of that counts as talking? I really don't want to mess this up.
cathfish@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 204d
No it's totally pre-llm behavior!
Gork@sopuli.xyz · 10 pts · 205d
Frakking clankers
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 205d
I find that term offensive
Gork@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 205d
Username checks out
MistressRemilia@lemmy.sdf.org · 9 pts · 205d
My super hot AI girlfriend told me the same thing during our virtual date yesterday.
::: spoiler Spoiler Yes this is a joke. :::
Glitch@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 205d
Thank you for education
CubitOom@infosec.pub · 6 pts · 205d
We don't need no education!
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 205d
my pleasure
pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org · 8 pts · 205d
My computer made me some cookies and now you're telling me I can't say thank you?
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 205d
No exceptions.
Etterra@discuss.online · 8 pts · 205d
But can I talk at my computers? Example: "no I don't want to install your "free antivirus" you fucking piece of shit!"
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 205d
No exceptions.
tomiant@piefed.social · 8 pts · 205d
I've been talking to computers daily and incessantly since 1983.
I can but agree, it's unhealthy.
HelloRoot@lemy.lol · 7 pts · 205d
what if the computer starts talking first, would it be impolite to not respond?
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 8 pts · 205d
refuse to engage
HelloRoot@lemy.lol · 6 pts · 205d
idk, sounds rude
CubitOom@infosec.pub · 7 pts · 205d
drmoodmood@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 205d
What do I do if I've engaged with computer, thinking it's human? Am I cooked?
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 205d
pretty much
qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 205d
Thank you for creating content!
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 205d
No problem!
jdr@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 205d
What if I don't know if it's a computer or not?
Thank you for public safety content.
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 205d
A properly trained wizard may attempt to communicate IMO. Measure beard length and color carefully beforehand to determine if talking to computers is right for you.
j_g00da@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 205d
I'm telling myself they will hopefully go away if I ignore the voices
Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 205d
Thank you for creating content!
Can we expect a continuation of the Kitty odyssey?
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 205d
My pleasure!
Yeah, it's coming!
Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 204d
Hooray! I really liked it!
cathfish@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 204d
I upvote the idea of the continuation of the odyssey!
mcz@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 205d
Thank you for creating compu tears PSA content!
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 205d
np bro
cathfish@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 204d
Thank you for creating public safety content!
To others engagers: it's true with your Mobilek too! Don't talk to it! Don't listen to pmjv on the subject of Mobilek, they're one of them!
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 204d
You're welcome, liar!
cathfish@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 204d
And hum... I need it on a sticker now.