What's Your Favorite, Not at All Epic, Star Trek Quote

There are inspiring, epic quotes in Star Trek. Words that stir the soul, shining a light on paths to a brighter now and a better future. But, what about those bits of dialog that don't have a stirring message, that you enjoy just because you enjoy them?

One of my favorites, from DSC season 3, Episode 1:

"I don't know. But it was temperature-sensitive and really valuable, so it's probably ice cream."

Burnham is captured and being questioned at the Merchantile. After being spritzed with a dose of space truth serum, Burnham's captors question her about stolen cargo. When asked by her captors what the cargo is, a very drugged up Burnham says the above with serious sincerity. I love the entirety of Burnham's chattering and behavior while she is under the influence of the space truth serum. That particular line always makes me smile, though.

Do you have a favored, not particularly inspiring, you just like it, Star Trek quote?

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toothpaste_sandwich@feddit.nl · 57 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I think it was Q who said, "Ah, Mr. Worf. Eat a good book lately?"

OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y

I liked his quip to Riker: “I liked you better without the beard.”

AngryHumanoid@reddthat.com · 16 pts · 2y

That episode is a treasure trove. "I'm not good in groups. It's difficult to work in a group when you're omnipotent."

Nmyownworld@startrek.website · 10 pts · 2y

Definitely a t-shirt ready quote.

Iam@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 54 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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abbadon420@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y

OP said "not at all epic". This was pretty epic

Bastienleblack@kbin.social · 31 pts · 2y (1 reply)

"Good tea. Nice house." - the endlessly quotable Lt. Worf

SatyrSack@lemmy.one · 12 pts · 2y

I am Worf, son of Mogh, House of Martok, son of Sergei, House of Rozhenko, Bane to the Duras Family, slayer of Gowron. I have made some chamomile tea. Do you take sugar?

rynzcycle@kbin.social · 29 pts · 2y (3 replies)

You broke your little ships.

-Lilly, First Contact

After an impassioned and (IMO) epic bit of dialogue from Picard, this little disarming line hits me so hard. Just wanna give him a hug.

Nmyownworld@startrek.website · 8 pts · 2y

Yes! I think taken on its own, it comes across as a not-epic quote. But, as the finish to a tremendous demonstration by two amazingly talented actors, it's so emotionally hard-hitting.

MajorHavoc@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

"Borg...? Sounds Swedish."

Lily has a good number of my favorite Trek quotes. Her delivery is perfect, and the script to First Contact is fantastic.

korok@possumpat.io · 3 pts · 2y

The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And I will make them pay for what they've done.

Love that bit, I get caught up in the passion of Picard’s delivery every time.

Especially_the_lies@startrek.website · 28 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I think my username will help you lol

Nmyownworld@startrek.website · 4 pts · 2y

Yeah it did. LOL!

gnuplusmatt@startrek.website · 26 pts · 2y (2 replies)

It is... It is green

Nmyownworld@startrek.website · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Excellent. Love that episode.

evatronic@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y

Both of them?

MajorHavoc@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y (5 replies)

"I swore I would never use one of these. Computer, activate the emergency medical hologram."

"State the nature of the medical emergency."

"A dozen Borg are about to pound through that bulkhead. I need you to buy us some time."

"Starfleet medical records indicate that Borg implants cause substantial discomfort. Can I offer you an analgesic?"

Vordus@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 2y

Robert Picardo lobbied so hard for that cameo!

immersfer@spore.social · 4 pts · 2y (3 replies)
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Neireh@universeodon.com · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

@immersfer @MajorHavoc @Nmyownworld
Didn't he say also that he is a doctor, not a door stopper ? 😁

MajorHavoc@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Yeah, I skipped a few great lines in there because I couldn't remember them.

Neireh@universeodon.com · 2 pts · 2y

@MajorHavoc
I should rewatch that that film, too. :)

T156@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y

"Give me warp! In the factor of 5, 6, 7, 8!"

Followed by Troi's exasperated "Oh, Jazz."

exscape@kbin.social · 20 pts · 2y (3 replies)
PassingDuchy@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

I love how fed up Damar gets by the end of the war lol

Neireh@universeodon.com · 6 pts · 2y

@exscape @Nmyownworld
:) thats funny when you know that worf killed the clone before him and that Vorta can remember that because of genetic memory something XD

Nmyownworld@startrek.website · 6 pts · 2y

"Well hellooo!"

Bonehead@kbin.social · 14 pts · 2y (3 replies)

"Get the cheese to sickbay."

Krejall@ttrpg.network · 8 pts · 2y

There's coffee in that nebula!

Nmyownworld@startrek.website · 4 pts · 2y

Nice! Before I remembered where it's from, my first thought was it must be from Lower Decks. Nope.

wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y

Classic Voyager. 😂

startrekexplained@startrek.website · 14 pts · 2y (3 replies)
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Nmyownworld@startrek.website · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

How did I ever forget this one. Time for a Star Trek V re-watch.

startrekexplained@startrek.website · 3 pts · 2y
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Oderus@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Doing that now actually. They're such awesome movies.

Of all the souls I've come across in my travels, his was the most.. human.

Gets me every damn time.

Stamets@startrek.website · 14 pts · 2y (2 replies)
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Nmyownworld@startrek.website · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I love this scene! I think they all nailed it. Wilson Cruz' delivery, posture, head tilt, everything for, "Did you just call me 'Papi?' " is wonderful. I'm loving the Georgiou quotes, too.

Stamets@startrek.website · 8 pts · 2y
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dompocock@mastodon.social · 11 pts · 2y

@Nmyownworld
Good Tea.
Nice house.

Wirrvogel@feddit.de · 11 pts · 2y

"On Cardassia, the verdict is always known before the trial begins."

Hrafyn@kbin.social · 10 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I know you said not epic but I can't resist adding "FLY HER APART THEN!" Epic bit also touching, showing how far Sulu would go for his friends.

raffitz@startrek.website · 8 pts · 2y

Less epic but certainly one of my favourites: a few minutes after Captain Sulu says "Fly her apart, then!", Bones saying "I'd give real money if he'd shut up." as Chang recites miscellaneous Shakespeare quotes.

Stamets@startrek.website · 4 pts · 2y
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nxdefiant@startrek.website · 9 pts · 2y

I got to use "There be whales here!" in the context of being on a whale watching tour, and only getting to see one as we were heading back, having given up seeing any.

It might be my life's greatest achievement.

Teal@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y

“Death to the opposition!”

ValueSubtracted@startrek.website · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Hi Christopher, I'm Nero.

Nmyownworld@startrek.website · 4 pts · 2y

I like this moment. No villainous riffing. No sneering. No glaring. Just a casual greeting. So surreal.

ShranTheWaterPoloFan@startrek.website · 9 pts · 2y

"the soulless agents of orthodoxy!"

TinyLightShow@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

"Fun will now commence."

GaiusGornicusCaesar@startrek.website · 7 pts · 2y

WORF: "What is a 'Q'?"

YAR: "It's a letter of the alphabet as far as I know"

Steveanonymous@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Borg won’t stay on deck 16

Nmyownworld@startrek.website · 3 pts · 2y

I think of this being said the same way as two squabbling siblings saying, "He won't stay on his side."

Transcendant@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

Unfortunately not, there's only room in my brain for one Star Trek quote, and it's epic-as-fuck (so epic I used it in a track and it's one of my most popular in that tiny little sub-of-a-sub-genre). The conversation between Q and Riker:

Q: Yes, the human compulsion. It is a power which will grow stronger century after century, aeon after aeon. RIKER: Aeons. Have you any idea how far we'll advance?

Q: Perhaps in a future that you cannot yet conceive, even beyond us

Nilaus@startrek.website · 6 pts · 2y

The final line in tng s4e2 "family".

Marie: "It's getting late." Robert Picard: "Yes, but let him dream."

MajorHavoc@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Riker "I thought you said you were a pacifist?"

Worf "I did."

gnuplusmatt@startrek.website · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

"Computer! Taffy, honey, shrimp, soda, corn, steak, chicken nugget, crispy lemon rock candy, chili, gravy, chocolate sundae! Hot!"

Nmyownworld@startrek.website · 4 pts · 2y

Doing what it takes to save Tendi!

apprehensively_human@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 2y

Banana, hot. Banana, hot. Banana, hot.

scarabic@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

“You broke your little ships.”

I love how this mocks his display of anger and also the fact that he has little ships to begin with. There’s Picard being all ragey and dramatic and in 5 words she turns him into a little boy.

Prouvaire@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y

I would not presume to debate you.

That is wise.

dompocock@mastodon.social · 5 pts · 2y

@Nmyownworld
I think it's a plan. I think it's a very good plan. When did you get so devious?

Julian Bashir

Basilisk@mtgzone.com · 5 pts · 2y

A truly great line from "The Ultimate Computer"

M4 to Daystrom: "I am great. You are great. We are both great."

hendric@astronomy.city · 5 pts · 2y

@Nmyownworld Spock: "The women!"

maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 2y

'Computer, more birds'

scarabic@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

“Double dumbass on you!”

Right up there with:

“No ma’am. No dipshit.”

Jaytreeman@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y

'it appears that we've lost all sexual attraction'

NemoWuMing@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

"Time is the fire in which we burn"

sj_zero@lotide.fbxl.net · 4 pts · 2y

I just mentioned it yesterday: "the thing to know about dealing with romulans is that they are without honor."

Thanks for the hot tip, worf.

charonn0@startrek.website · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Kirk: All hands, this is the captain. We're going to enter the body of the organism... rather abruptly, I would think.

Shatner's delivery of "rather abruptly, I would think" always makes me laugh.

Ryumast3r@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

When is this said, that's hilarious!

charonn0@startrek.website · 2 pts · 2y

Immunity Syndrome. The one with the giant space amoeba.

spaceghoti@lemmy.one · 1 pts · 2y

"I'm not good in groups. It's difficult to work in a group when you're omnipotent." -Q