Hello, sir, have you accepted LÖG into your heart?

"We're here to tell you about the horrible sin of flowing water and how we together can stop it."

O Log, you are big!
O Log, you are heavy!
O Log, you are wood!

Let all the people know this of our Log!
It is better than bad! Yes I say! Better!
It is good!

From Blammo.

Y u put snac on door?

What rolls down stairs?

Two Bóbrs! =D