One year on my birthday, years ago, my mom gave me a gift in a jewelry box. I was inwardly groaning, but when I opened it, it was memory for my computer. Which was a thoughtful gift, and a funny way to package it.
My great grandmother's Danish step aunt used to buy sticks of RAM for her husband every Valentine's Day, she would ram them into his ass but they would just break and it was a total waste of money. Five years ago she passed away because she didn't know you're supposed to huff jenkem and drank the bottle, they held the funeral at an Arby's in Texas and placed bottles of jenkem all over the place and the staff were pretty upset. Thankfully it's Arby's so there weren't any other customers.
I understood the component parts just fine (other than "jenkem",which I've never heard about), but found the narrative of questionable veracity and severely incoherent to the point of likely confusing the reader on purpose.
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RBWells@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 208d
One year on my birthday, years ago, my mom gave me a gift in a jewelry box. I was inwardly groaning, but when I opened it, it was memory for my computer. Which was a thoughtful gift, and a funny way to package it.
Way ahead of her time I guess.
Dagnet@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 208d
She was investing in your future
ceenote@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 208d
Is that DDR1? Where can I find this newly single woman?
hperrin@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 208d
We all have to make sacrifices.
ceenote@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 208d
I guess she can have 2 of my sticks for only twice the price I paid for them a year ago.
TehBamski@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 208d
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 208d
My great grandmother's Danish step aunt used to buy sticks of RAM for her husband every Valentine's Day, she would ram them into his ass but they would just break and it was a total waste of money. Five years ago she passed away because she didn't know you're supposed to huff jenkem and drank the bottle, they held the funeral at an Arby's in Texas and placed bottles of jenkem all over the place and the staff were pretty upset. Thankfully it's Arby's so there weren't any other customers.
babyfarmer@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 208d
I'm pretty sure I stopped in that Arby's that day.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 208d
WTF did I just read?
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 208d
What part of it did you not understand?
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 208d
I understood the component parts just fine (other than "jenkem",which I've never heard about), but found the narrative of questionable veracity and severely incoherent to the point of likely confusing the reader on purpose.
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 208d
Idk man the whole thing about the jerkem made sense to me. It is normal for mike wazowski fans to have funerals at Arbys.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 0 pts · 208d
Oh shit, it's infectious!
flees the infected environment
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 208d
Too late, you're already contaminated!
Presses red button
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 0 pts · 208d
Gadzooks! Guess I better go practice hurling with the aardvarks of the Serengeti or something 🤷
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 208d
That's very unfortunate
Anyways new copypasta just dropped
hperrin@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 208d
They say the engagement ring should be two months of salary, so a single chip of DDR5 should do.
Sibshops@lemmy.myserv.one · 2 pts · 208d
Well.. I think she would be upset if we spent all our money this way.
krull_krull@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 208d
Do eggs that pricy in america or something?