Some days ago I shared a script that would transform basic kubernetes manifests into docker compose and caddyfile. It was heresy, but controlled heresy.
The voice never stopped. Now it's an ecosystem with its own package manager, and it does CRDs with custom operators. It's extendable. It's documented. It's an insult to kubernetes.
Now you too have to live knowing this exist. And i'm sorry
Update : and then it got worse https://dekube.io/
10 Comments
PabloSexcrowbar@piefed.social · 14 pts · 197d
I was going to try to goad you into making it work with docker swarm, but then I realized it already does that. Bravo, you beautiful psychopath.
pokexpert30@jlai.lu · 4 pts · 197d
Yeah, the best approach would've been a two step devolve, given swarm can do similar things as daemonset, and multi replicas. But no, this is a one step lobotomy, no child nor women were spared
slazer2au@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 197d
Is it though?
pokexpert30@jlai.lu · 8 pts · 197d
Yes, very much so
Decronym@lemmy.decronym.xyz · 6 pts · 197d
Acronyms, initialisms, abbreviations, contractions, and other phrases which expand to something larger, that I've seen in this thread:
[Thread #99 for this comm, first seen 17th Feb 2026, 09:51] [FAQ] [Full list] [Contact] [Source code]
ZeDoTelhado@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 197d
I wish half of the time at least a project status update was written in a fun way. Thanks for developing this further!
pokexpert30@jlai.lu · 2 pts · 197d
No issues. But if you want even worse : https://github.com/baptisterajaut/h2c-api
greyscale@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 194d
I swear the k8s brainrot has escaped containment
pokexpert30@jlai.lu · 1 pts · 193d
I haven't yet done a new update ; it has even gone worse since then, there has been a 3.0.0 incident
Lem453@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 193d
You have angered the helmsman Charon. Your misdeeds have been noted.