The interesting thing is that there are surprising numbers of similarities between Trump and syphilis.
One, you typically only get either of them when you've been doing something you shouldn't have been doing, but there are also a myriad number of innocent victims who truly do not deserve it.
Two, both of them will destroy you if you don't get rid of them.
Three, you're fucking anyone that you give them to, and possibly also their spouses and children and the future generations that linger on afterwards.
Four, they're both much worse when you give them to the underaged
Five, the minds of people who've had them long enough get damaged, and in some cases they even are grateful for having got them in the first place, attributing having received supernatural powers thanks to them.
Six, thanks to modern technology, they can technically both be cured with a shot.
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Quentos@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 202d
Ronny been drinkin again?
toetallyautistic@thelemmy.club · 5 pts · 202d
lol real
joostjakob@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 201d
Which polls? No the cancelled Gallup ones for sure.
PunnyName@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 199d
Sucks that Gallup is actually stopping Presidential approval polls: https://thehill.com/homenews/media/5733236-gallup-stops-presidential-approval-ratings-polls/
joostjakob@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 199d
This is low-key one of the craziest pieces of recent news to me
bizarroland@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 201d
The interesting thing is that there are surprising numbers of similarities between Trump and syphilis.
One, you typically only get either of them when you've been doing something you shouldn't have been doing, but there are also a myriad number of innocent victims who truly do not deserve it.
Two, both of them will destroy you if you don't get rid of them.
Three, you're fucking anyone that you give them to, and possibly also their spouses and children and the future generations that linger on afterwards.
Four, they're both much worse when you give them to the underaged
Five, the minds of people who've had them long enough get damaged, and in some cases they even are grateful for having got them in the first place, attributing having received supernatural powers thanks to them.
Six, thanks to modern technology, they can technically both be cured with a shot.
ClownStatue@piefed.social · 2 pts · 201d
I mean, maybe he saw a poll by Liberty or Bob Jones U that said Trump’s approval rating went from 29% to 34%. BIGLY GAINS!
MTZ@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 200d