Wow up to 100%

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zakobjoa@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 183d (2 replies)

I do up to 100% work at my job.

NOT_RICK@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 183d (1 reply)

Good luck finding 5 dentists to attest to that

LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 183d

Well I’m up to 100% dentist and I’ll attest to this persons work ethic being up to 100%!

OwOarchist@pawb.social · 24 pts · 183d

I need to start using this kind of language more in my everyday life.

Boss: "How sure are you that these numbers are correct?"

Me: "Up to 100%."

negativenull@piefed.world · 8 pts · 183d (1 reply)

How did you get Elon Musk's toothpaste?

merde@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 183d

wasn't he brushing his teeth with ketamin?