"You know who doesn't buy my drugs? Maidenless losers." Said every drug dealer in history. It's not even good marketing hype, it's just sad at this point.
Hey it's Emily from Emily's Bags of Rice and I'm here to give you a totally unbiased warning: if you don't buy my bags of rice you'll regret it! Buy my product or you'll definitely die! Trust me, I know because I'm smart.
28 Comments
chronicledmonocle@lemmy.world · 65 pts · 194d
Capitalist pig says buy our product or else. Story at 11.
GreenBeard@lemmy.ca · 44 pts · 194d
"You know who doesn't buy my drugs? Maidenless losers." Said every drug dealer in history. It's not even good marketing hype, it's just sad at this point.
Soulphite@reddthat.com · 34 pts · 194d
I for one do not welcome these AI overlords. Get fucked.
Sims@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 193d
You lived ignorant/happily under the current Oligarch overlords - at least for a while..
Soulphite@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 193d
Happily? That's a stretch.
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 30 pts · 194d
db2@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 194d
Eat shit Georgie.
Khari@feddit.org · 20 pts · 194d
He seems to have a financial incentive to say this.
abbiistabbii@piefed.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 194d
Oh boy, it's time to show this gif of George Osbourne off his tits in Parliament again!
icerunner_origin@startrek.website · 2 pts · 194d
The only good use of AI would be to use the heat from its excessive power consumption to keep our sausage rolls warm
abbiistabbii@piefed.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 194d
Wasn't he the chancellor who introduced the tax on take out food.
icerunner_origin@startrek.website · 2 pts · 193d
The very same
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 194d
Can I get left behind?
Telorand@reddthat.com · 13 pts · 194d
Waiting for the AI rapture to take all these fuckwits away.
SouthFresh@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 194d
"My farts smell nummy" - George Osborne
one_old_coder@piefed.social · 10 pts · 194d
FOMO, fear of missing out: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fomo
icerunner_origin@startrek.website · 11 pts · 194d
Oh, I thought it stood for Fuck Off, Miserable Osborne
phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 192d
"Hurry! Before the bubble bursts!"
kalkulat@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 193d
Holding on to one's preferred human culture and values is not being 'left behind' in any sense ... they may in fact be 'left ahead'.
edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 194d
"Please be an early adopter, otherwise we might run out of money if you wait for the technology to mature and sufficient use cases to emerge"
Justifier@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 193d
Shiiit,
Don't threaten me with a good time
Leave my country behind thanks!
I can do without this flavour of development: wealth concentration, surveillance, censorship, and inevitable enshitification
Call me in 20-30 years when its testing grounds have been burned down and its a client side only, fully open sourced consumer favored code
Don't need or want your Ai slop enshitified distopian dream thanks, Mr/Mrs dozen golden parachute packing multi-billionaire wannabe CEO
omarthemediocre@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 194d
That OpenAI that is strugglin to make any money out of their tech and will probably go bankrupt in a year? Ok
robocall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 193d
lol
fulgidus@feddit.it · 2 pts · 193d
Suck my LLM (Long Lingual Mallet)
HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 193d
"left behind" sure I think most of the world is fine with that.
Auster@thebrainbin.org · 2 pts · 192d
Going by the headline alone, fearmongering at best.
rodneylives@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 184d
What is a post doing on Lemmy's top list with a minus 56 reputation?
deltaspawn0040@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 192d
Hey it's Emily from Emily's Bags of Rice and I'm here to give you a totally unbiased warning: if you don't buy my bags of rice you'll regret it! Buy my product or you'll definitely die! Trust me, I know because I'm smart.