handrule

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11 Comments

tabularasa@lemmy.ml · 21 pts · 2y

No, I think he's still right.

Spaceinv8er@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 2y

Coming from a band member from The Strokes, that would make sense.

GreenMario@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 2y

Shit. My boomer parents got it wrong all along. "Walk in and find the boss and give him a firm handjob". No wonder they just got jobs without trying back in the day.

uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 2y

He's right about the handjob. If someone crushes my hand, I expect them to be a macho conservative. I can work that out seeing about a dozen tweets.

xpk3@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y

A firm handjob is worth a thousand handshakes

PP_BOY_@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 2y (5 replies)

A literal nobody artist trying to be relevant with a "totally accidental bro" typo

mounderfod@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 2y

is everything ok?

SasquatchBanana@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Is Casablanca irrelevant? He was big while in the strokes and solo career

Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Its funny when people who can't even smell fame from where they are calling famous people "nobodies"

  • 476k insta followers
  • 408k twitter followers
  • 3.4m monthly listeners on spotify (solo)
  • 500m plays on his top song on spotify (with daft punk)
  • 34m plays on his top solo song on spotify
  • 12.9m monthly listeners on spotify (the strokes)
  • 500m plays on top song on spotify (the strokes)

Meanwhile you probably have 1 follower on everything and its your mum.

And before you call me butt hurt. I dont even like the strokes or julian.

I just hate your arrogance more.

Have a good day. Say hi to your mum for me?

PP_BOY_@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y

Omg! The response!!!! Its too powerful! What will i do?!?!

Dont know what i expected to be fair.