A real sentence I really said today in a discussion.

[An Image of a Cigarette Lighter Socket in a Car, With the Text "Checkmate Liberals, I´ll put my dick whereever I want"]

I said this in a rant about Right to repair and Technology in a Audi Q3, saying that "If I want to put the Power Cords of one of the Matrix LED Lights of it on my Dick, I dont want to have to Authorise it via a Dealership Application first for Parts Locking"

But honestly it is very funny out of Context