Belated V-Day wishes

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8 Comments

doug@lemmy.today · 12 pts · 200d (2 replies)

Recliner? I barely know her!

…oh wait, I do know her. I’ve fucked that recliner.

…I really know that recliner.

inari@piefed.zip · 6 pts · 200d (1 reply)

Sofa? I barely know 'a!

doug@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 200d

No, wait, I know that sofa too.

I fucked the shit outta that sofa.
It couldn’t hide-a-bed from me.

drhoopoe@lemmy.sdf.org · 12 pts · 200d (1 reply)

Took me a second, but to be fair I'm pretty high.

14th_cylon@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 200d

i am completely sober and it took me at least 5, so i think you are good...

ceenote@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 200d

Some day society will be ready to accept their relationship.

sun_is_ra@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 200d

dude there is kids in this sub. add NSFW flag

Hylactor@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 200d

At least his tailor has a sense of humor.