My bed could maybe fit one panda. A whole express train of pandas has potential to cause structural damage to my bed and potentially the surrounding area. This doesnt account for the financial damage for the renovations that laying railroad track on top of my bed would incur.
10 Comments
Bonje@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 186d
Why would I want a panda express in my bed?
Catnipchewer@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 186d
Why wouldn't you?
Bonje@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 186d
My bed could maybe fit one panda. A whole express train of pandas has potential to cause structural damage to my bed and potentially the surrounding area. This doesnt account for the financial damage for the renovations that laying railroad track on top of my bed would incur.
lemonwood@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 186d
Don't judge
lemonwood@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 186d
Wow! It really works:
Catnipchewer@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 186d
This lifehack changed my life relationship with fortune cookies. May it change yours as well.
lemonwood@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 186d
Thank you :)
imjustjealous@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 185d
We always used the opposite, "except in bed..."
EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 184d
I’ve only heard the other. Your way is, in my opinion, far funnier.
imjustjealous@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 184d
Thank you, we definitely had lots of fun with it 😁