It wouldn't surprise me at all at this point if Trump demanded the release of the alien files and then immediately called them a hoax after it comes out that 90%+ of them indicate he's been raping aliens left and right since the 80s
Nah, they'll mostly reveal that they're all visual phenominon explainable by physics and that even the classified US government is full of morons who want it to be true, even before Trump.
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Zedd_Prophecy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 199d
Yeah where are those files ? Dude said release 'em .. I have the popcorn ready.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 199d
He's worried his name is in the alien files because he's an alien.
bcgm3@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 199d
It wouldn't surprise me at all at this point if Trump demanded the release of the alien files and then immediately called them a hoax after it comes out that 90%+ of them indicate he's been raping aliens left and right since the 80s
LurkingLuddite@piefed.social · 2 pts · 199d
Nah, they'll mostly reveal that they're all visual phenominon explainable by physics and that even the classified US government is full of morons who want it to be true, even before Trump.
blackwateropeth@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 199d
That’s all of them! (It wasn’t all of them)
Archangel1313@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 199d
Project Blue Book 2.0.