c/lemmyshitpost · by ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 176dMy girlfriend found a cool vintage tube of lipstick 407 points · 25 comments · view on lemmy.world
25 Comments
RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz · 97 pts · 176d
Looks absolutely radiant.
zikzak025@lemmy.world · 82 pts · 176d
Love the radio noise surrounding it in the photograph
marcos@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 176d
It would be all over the photo, though.
UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 176d
It's all fun and games until science comes into play
Zkuld@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 176d
Unless it's a very massive pinhole camera?
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 176d
Made of lead
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 176d
It has a half-life.
RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world · 65 pts · 176d
You know it's legit because it's heavy.
Widdershins@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 176d
Thats how you know it is expensive.
monsterpiece42@reddthat.com · 7 pts · 176d
So put it back.
magnetosphere@fedia.io · 43 pts · 176d
That reddit watermark always makes me cringe
s@piefed.world · 5 pts · 176d
Totally ruins the “My girlfriend” part of the joke too, especially since the image effects are another part of the joke
thefluffiest@feddit.nl · 28 pts · 176d
Madame Curie’s exclusive balm
marcos@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 176d
LPT: If it tells you to "drop and run", it's because the owner is trying to stop you from stealing it.
But take a close look to be sure. Some less valuable sticks look very similar but lack the warning.
Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 176d
it'll positively make you glow!
how_we_burned@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 176d
It probably has asbestos in it (no really).
Don't open it
SpicyLizards@reddthat.com · 11 pts · 176d
Oooh, a real Drop and Run! Expensive taste
Tronn4@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 176d
Wrong. Its a ww2 vibrator.
HowAbt2day@futurology.today · 5 pts · 176d
It’ll light up some other lips.
JoShmoe@ani.social · 9 pts · 176d
I never get any of the cool shit from cereal brands.
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 176d
Your GF is glowing.
DataCrime@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 176d
Oh man 😝 Like 3 months ago I dropped a tube of classy chapstick and realized it was mostly regular-sized chapstick with a classy cover.
I now know what I must do 😎☢️
Triumph@fedia.io · 5 pts · 176d
That was the prize in the cereal box, wasn't it?
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 4 pts · 176d
If you strap this to your balls you'll shoot loads like the Hulk.
robocall@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 176d
Crack it open!