MAGA influencer thinks headphones are making men gay

https://www.thepinknews.com/2026/02/26/maga-influencer-thinks-headphones-are-making-men-gay/

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the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 158d (1 reply)

"I have an irresitable urge to suck a dick, could it be that I'm in the closet? No, it's the head phones!!! Stupid sexy gay headphones!!!"

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mokokunai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 158d
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chickenf622@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 158d

It seems like everything makes you gay nowadays. Guess I'll just accept it then. Anyone know of any tests for your gayness levels? Need to know when I can finally tell the gay men that hit on me that I too am into them.