c/nonpolitical_comics · by marighost@piefed.social · 163d[Mr. Lovenstein] Some like it hot Source 277 points · 12 comments · view on lemmy.world
12 Comments
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 26 pts · 162d
"What's it gonna do, kill me?"
DragonAce@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 162d
ISN'T THAT HOT?
Etterra@discuss.online · 9 pts · 162d
Look motherfucker You offered me free pepperoni pizza, I'm going to eat that pepperoni pizza.
edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 162d
If I had the self-control to not eat this pizza, I wouldn't have ended up in Hell
gigachad@piefed.social · 6 pts · 162d
!mrlovenstein@sh.itjust.works
ekZepp@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 163d
FREE PIZZAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
Kowowow@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 163d
Do like you do with ramen apparently and breath in while chewing, worked for me when I've been too stupid to wait on a fresh one
mental_block@lemmy.wtf · 8 pts · 162d
You're rolling the dice for a choking hazard every time you do this.
Be careful with "larger than bite sized items".
(speaking from experience 🥲 duck that hot tofu piece)
real_squids@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 162d
Or you can use cranberry juice or something similar, works really well
Kowowow@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 162d
I'd rather pair pizza with chocolate milk if I'm being picky
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 162d
This doesn't work in the age of ghost pepper Takis.
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 162d
This is what dipping sauce is for.