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c/trans_joy · by tanisnikana@lemmy.world · 166d

Hi, I'm entrusted with a microphone, quite possibly the world's fourth-biggest mistake.

68 points · 12 comments · view on lemmy.world

12 Comments

dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 166d (1 reply)

šŸ˜®

what are you going to say?

tanisnikana@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 166d

I actually tell a pretty good quiz Wednesday nights!

Thatā€™s right, thereā€™s people that pay me money and give me PTO to say ā€œfuckā€ into a microphone!

tiny_hedgehog@piefed.social · 8 pts · 166d

Cool glasses!

rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 166d (2 replies)

Whatever you do, don't forget to start a fuck ICE chant at the appropriate moment. You'll know when

tanisnikana@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 166d (1 reply)

I have been radicalizing my audience for years, actually.

Every time the word ā€œbillionaireā€ comes up, I swap in ā€œguillotine chow.ā€

rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 166d

Fuck yea, keep rocking on!

mickus@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 166d (2 replies)

What are the other 3 big world mistakes?

tanisnikana@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 166d (1 reply)

Well, in order:

  • the Epstein Files
  • Fossil fuels in general
  • Large Language Models
presoak@lazysoci.al · 2 pts · 166d

So brave

Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 166d (2 replies)

How do you cope with asymmetric glasses? It would drive me fucking insane.

tanisnikana@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 166d (1 reply)

Because they help me perceive my face in a mirror, since my fusiform gyrus is more or less toast.

Itā€™s not a fashion statement, itā€™s a specially-crafted disability aid for someone with the worst case of prosopagnosia.

Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 166d

That makes sense. I just assumed it was an aesthetic choice.