I love this and yet sadly when it comes down to who is best at playing dead in response to threats, Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries clearly take gold medals, so I think that muddles it a bit if you are trying to make a new party.
The joeys' waste situation in the pouch is... hooo.
Edit: Oops that's not the right video, still good tho. Basically the joeys
::: spoiler nsfw
piss and shit in the pouch and the mama licks out the waste to keep it clean.
:::
The worst thing about opossums is having a wild animal that you can almost trip over. Their thing about staying completely still rather than running away.
Why can't we all be possums? Just one party with 30 separate primaries resulting in 22 candidates that have to eat ticks an lay still in the middle of a busy highway. If you survive and don't get lime disease you get to move on to the lightning round.... That's the round where you have to get struck by lightning while sleeping in a tree.
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supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz · 13 pts · 185d
I love this and yet sadly when it comes down to who is best at playing dead in response to threats, Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries clearly take gold medals, so I think that muddles it a bit if you are trying to make a new party.
epicthundercat@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 185d
How about we replace the bald eagle then? Opossums are more North American imho.
P.S. What if I just wanted an excuse to post a cute animal image for everyone in the middle of this stressful time in history? Lol
supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 185d
Stop that MEOW!
ickplant@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 185d
Welcome to the club! The club of opossum posting because the world is bleak and life is short and opossums be opossuming.
If you aren’t subscribed to !opossums@lemmy.world you should be ☺️
dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net · 12 pts · 185d
I want to start the Crow party. Crows are smart, they work together, and they will fuck you up if you screw them over. Ideal icon.
epicthundercat@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 185d
That's a good one!!
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 185d
Eh it's basically already taken by Ravenclaw party
dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 184d
Fuck that. Make a corvid-inspired political party that isn’t an ad for the world’s richest TERF.
qualia@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 185d
What do you have against placental mammals?!
epicthundercat@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 185d
They basic it's all about that pouch
qualia@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 185d
The joeys' waste situation in the pouch is... hooo.
Edit: Oops that's not the right video, still good tho. Basically the joeys ::: spoiler nsfw piss and shit in the pouch and the mama licks out the waste to keep it clean. :::
HubertManne@piefed.social · 5 pts · 185d
The worst thing about opossums is having a wild animal that you can almost trip over. Their thing about staying completely still rather than running away.
UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 185d
I vote no parties at all after the collapse; possum or otherwise.
MJKee9@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 185d
Why can't we all be possums? Just one party with 30 separate primaries resulting in 22 candidates that have to eat ticks an lay still in the middle of a busy highway. If you survive and don't get lime disease you get to move on to the lightning round.... That's the round where you have to get struck by lightning while sleeping in a tree.