As a vegan, I am fervently opposed to eating billionaire meat. Why feed a few dozen people meat when you can shred and compost their flesh as fertilizer and feed thousands?
Also, depending part of the billionaire you get and how its prepared, if you experience an erection lasting longer than four hours, seek immediate medical attention. Prolonged erections can lead to serious complications, including permanent damage. Do not ignore this warning, your health is paramount. Talk to your if your butcher about your options today.
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TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 169d
Just wait till you can start buying their meat in the publicly subsidized grocery stores.
KindnessisPunk@piefed.ca · 13 pts · 169d
Stop I can only get so erect.
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 169d
Ping me back if you want my "Fall off the bone billionaire" blog post. Old family recipe.
JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 169d
As a vegan, I am fervently opposed to eating billionaire meat. Why feed a few dozen people meat when you can shred and compost their flesh as fertilizer and feed thousands?
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 169d
If we lashed them to the yoke, we could plow the fields for decades.
ClockworkOtter@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 169d
We'd still have to feed them though, instead of giving decent people a job for a living wage.
EisFrei@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 169d
FYI: You're not supposed to operate heavy machinery after consumption.
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 169d
Also, depending part of the billionaire you get and how its prepared, if you experience an erection lasting longer than four hours, seek immediate medical attention. Prolonged erections can lead to serious complications, including permanent damage. Do not ignore this warning, your health is paramount. Talk to your if your butcher about your options today.
KindnessisPunk@piefed.ca · 22 pts · 169d
Who would have thought? Progressive policy is popular. Fancy that.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 169d
Dems taking notes: