c/dadjokes · by gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 173dMy dog swallowed a bunch of scrabble tiles so we're at the vet right now. No word yet. 305 points · 9 comments · view on lemmy.world
9 Comments
CodandChips@lemmy.ml · 57 pts · 173d
This could spell disaster
Mowcherie@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 173d
Be sure to follow the vet's advice to the letter!
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 14 pts · 173d
Who knows, maybe your dog will shit out GOLD
SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 173d
You should have been more vigilant. I bet the vet had some cross words for you.
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 173d
Six hours in and not one joke about a vowel movement! Come on people!
cjoll4@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 173d
If it's been six hours and the dog hasn't had a vowel movement, then she may be consonantstipated.
foodandart@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 173d
Good job, it just made my husband chuckle, first thing in the morning! :)
WesternInfidels@feddit.online · 5 pts · 173d
Dog will probably need to rest for a spell
1hitsong@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 173d
😆 That's a good one!