Who are we trying to impress with how un-creased are sheets briefly are before we sleep on them? Ourselves? We're much too smart to be impressed by something so irrelevant.
That's not a fitted sheet reaper. It's... Something else.
This article follows the same method as the Martha Stewart video I learned to fold from many moons ago. Normally I despise video tutorials, but given the hard-to-describe dimensionality of a fitted sheet, I find the video much easier to follow. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-a2FR1iwqg
I hate fitted sheets. They're ugly, impractical and always wrinkled. They never feel properly cleaned and always look untidy, even straight from the wash. Generally a horrible invention. My preferred way to store them is in a dumpster burned to cinder.
26 Comments
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 197d
Wait. You guys fold your sheets?
foodandart@lemmy.zip · 19 pts · 197d
Heck yeah. You have more room in your trunk/drawer/shelf when everything's folded up neat and tidy.
I have used the quarter sheet fold method for my fitted sheets for decades. Mom taught me that particular witchcraft.
SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 197d
I think the joke is they have a single set.
victorz@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 196d
SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 196d
Flat, and fitted, and a comforter makes a set of sheets.
victorz@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 196d
If you have one flat sheet and one fitted sheet, I'd say you have 2 sets of sheets. You don't put them both on at the same time, do you?
Also comforters are surely not sheets?
kamenlady@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 197d
I'm sticking to my five venom technique
essell@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 197d
Imma go with the four sprung duck technique
dizzy@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 197d
What the hell are you guys talking about?
The half-pinned crossover slip method is clearly the simplest.
warmaster@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 197d
KonMari technique has been passed down through generations in my clan. Only the best folders are allowed to compete for the Shogun title.
Sergio@piefed.social · 2 pts · 196d
I use the Buddha's Palm that Falls from the Heavens to straighten my sheets.
victorz@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 196d
And even moreso, when everything is folded in the same way, using the same method!
Hegar@fedia.io · 7 pts · 197d
Lol no.
Who are we trying to impress with how un-creased are sheets briefly are before we sleep on them? Ourselves? We're much too smart to be impressed by something so irrelevant.
MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 196d
Hell no. Not folding. Stuff everything into one pillow case. Shove it onto top shelf of bathroom closet.
Pirtatogna@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 141d
Not only that, I mangle them too!
EvilBit@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 197d
This was way more entertaining than I expected a laundry folding guide to be.
Ludicrous0251@piefed.zip · 8 pts · 197d
A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 196d
The only way to fold a fitted sheet is to roll it into a ball and throw it onto the back corner of a shelf where no one can see it.
bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 196d
Easy way to not get frustrated by fitted sheets:
quick_snail@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 196d
Help, I woke up to a crumpled mess and an exposed mattress
bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 196d
Happens with fitted sheets more often, in my experience. Anyway, they make straps with clamps on the end for that.
scarabic@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 196d
I can’t imagine how you’re getting fitted sheets to turn into a crumpled mess more often than flat sheets.
Pirtatogna@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 141d
I hate fitted sheets. They're ugly, impractical and always wrinkled. They never feel properly cleaned and always look untidy, even straight from the wash. Generally a horrible invention. My preferred way to store them is in a dumpster burned to cinder.
Pirtatogna@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 141d
Wow, months old post. Oh well...
quick_snail@feddit.nl · 0 pts · 196d
No, mom, I don't need to know this.
PointyFluff@lemmy.ml · 0 pts · 197d
this is just richpeople bs.