c/shittyasklemmy · by FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 174dHow will you prove your innocence? 7 points · 11 comments · view on lemmy.world
11 Comments
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 174d
With my hymen, of course
DemBoSain@midwest.social · 6 pts · 174d
I'm white.
davel@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 174d
Not my job. How will you prove me guilty?
AnnaFrankfurter@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 174d
No evidence no crime
actionjbone@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 174d
What innocence?
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 173d
"...but... but... I AM innocent, daddy?!"
slazer2au@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 174d
Who says I want to be?
Tenderizer78@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 174d
I didn't do anything, and even if I did they deserved it, and even if they didn't I was totally within my rights, and even if I wasn't there's nothing you can do to stop me.
hobata@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 174d
"Tyrone did it!"
folaht@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 162d
With Lemmy comments
Alexstarfire@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 174d
I sink like a rock.