Does anyone else get their news from The 700 Club?

I find it to be the most unbiased source and it respects religion too.

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17 Comments

Notyou@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 165d (1 reply)

LOL. Is this serious? Fuck that's funny.

You think that Pat Robertson really leg pressed 2000lbs too? Crazy to believe something just because you want it to be. I wish I could do that.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 2 pts · 165d

Pat Robertson can leg press a ton easily because he has our lord and savior jesus christ powering him.

just_another_person@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 165d (1 reply)

Did your account get hacked, buddy?

thermal_shock@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 164d

Ads are getting bold

Diddlydee@feddit.uk · 9 pts · 165d (1 reply)

No.

News from a biblical perspective is inherently biased.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · -6 pts · 165d

But jesus christ is our lord.

FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 165d

SatansMaggotyCumFart has spoken!

Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 165d

Is that where they air the Jimmy Swaggart reruns?

neidu3@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 165d

Never heard of him/her/them, so no.

YetAnotherNerd@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 165d

You’re 3 weeks early, m’dude

Drbreen@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 165d (2 replies)

What does 700 represent?

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 3 pts · 165d (1 reply)

The original goal of 700 people donating $10/month.

Drbreen@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 165d

Add 2-3 extra zeroes to that mate for extra blessing from the lord

HubertManne@piefed.social · 3 pts · 165d

really should have used an alt for this one but I guess some folks might think your serious.

atropa@piefed.social · 2 pts · 162d
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southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 165d

For anyone coming along and starting to get riled up.....

Go for it! Lemme get some popcorn!

LadyButterfly@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 164d

Thanks for the tip SatansMaggotyCumFart!

Averagejoe@lemmy.org · 1 pts · 165d

Bro must be 60