Don't touch the floor.

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OpenStars@piefed.social · 16 pts · 174d

If only he had the high ground...

Bougie_Birdie@piefed.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 174d

I wouldn't be great at the sport either if my opponent cut off my legs

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 174d (2 replies)

We all got a chicken duck woman thing waiting for us.

Remotedeck@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 174d (1 reply)

You see his blood it drained into the floors and I had to change em.

ReginaPhalange@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 174d

Every day I worry all day

ZombieCyborgFromOuterSpace@piefed.ca · 5 pts · 174d

CERVESA CRISTAL!

gressen@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 174d (2 replies)

Except he didn't die because of lava.

Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 174d

Jedi have some precog so Obi could have answered:

"My boy, you kill him. You'll cut off his hand after he asks you to join with him to defeat the evil Empire. This weakens him enough for the Emperor to electrocute him."

sundray@lemmus.org · 3 pts · 174d

Sly Obi, answering a different question than the one he was asked. Never trust a Jedi!

Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe · 4 pts · 174d

Brutal

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 174d

That's probably how Lucas came up with the idea in the first place.