c/lemmyshitpost · by Instigate@aussie.zone · 156dHas John Oliver fucked a couch? Has John Oliver ever fucked a couch? 272 points · 13 comments · view on lemmy.world
13 Comments
normanwall@lemmy.world · 82 pts · 156d
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 156d
he's looking tan enough for a visit from ICE.
Dasus@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 156d
Googling "couch fucker" just comes up with some guy named J. D. Vance a bunch. Must be some pornstar for fetishists.
Photonic@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 155d
I never noticed how much his name has a m2m pornstar ring to it.
exu@feditown.com · 24 pts · 156d
Thanks for checking! I didn't get around to it yet
W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 20 pts · 155d
NekoKoneko@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 156d
But if you ask hasjohnolivermadelovetoacouch....
dumbass@piefed.social · 10 pts · 156d
Exactly what a couch fucker would say.
KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de · 9 pts · 156d
But what about a latex glove inserted in between couch cushions?
Una@europe.pub · 8 pts · 156d
Has couch fucked a John Oliver?
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 156d
The term is rape, words matter.
red_sock@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 156d
First of all, it's not true. It's not true that John Oliver fucked a couch. So if you have any proof that John Oliver fucked a couch stop gossiping and go right to the police with it.
Amro@piefed.social · 2 pts · 156d
The beter question is should John Oliver fuck a couch?
not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 155d
now idk what to think