I agree with good ideas, no matter left or right
Why do people argue when they could have a good āol compromise?
Iām truly in the center, I think both sides are bad
Donāt folks who disagree a lot seem sad?
Now I think immigration is a delicate issue
Sure, they deserve rights but theyāre stealing our jobs too
It might sound like I am sucking up to MAGAts
But Iām just being unbiased and thatās a fact
Yeah thereās income inequality but the poors are at fault
And if exploitation ceased then industry would halt
Itās because of society, I want to keep my guilt hazy
Yeah, it must be that those poor people are lazy
If you think Iām a fascist then sorry youāre wrong
I just think the white race needs more lebensraum
How hard is it to understand Iām no extreme
I stand for the middle, I never join teams
Maybe I want to genocide a few minorities,
But havenāt communist states also done bad deeds?
Stop it with your woke mind whataboutism
I never used any nazi euphemisms
So what if I want to kill some browns and yellows?
Iām still not a nazi, just an unbiased fellow
Why do leftists insist on criticizing me?
Iām not left or right, just center, why canāt they see?
11 Comments
Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml · 5 pts · 2y
You missed the crappy pun āNot-Xiā for your title (pronounce like an American)
breadsmasher@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
lolwtf is this
slazer2au@lemmy.world · -3 pts · 2y
You see your wording here makes me think that you don't think they deserve rights. In addition have you considered that they aren't stealing you're jobs but it is company's hiring the cheapest person they can and not providing a living wage for you?
No it wouldn't, look at Roit Games, increased pay to all employees to above national average and have not fallen over. Henry Ford, paid skilled workers more then average and is still around today. If an industry requires exploitation to work, maybe we shouldn't have that industry.
You say it is a fact, yet you do not follow up with anything supportive.
Then there are this.
I do not think you are a centralist, I think you are just a plane old fuckwit.
Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml · 5 pts · 2y
OPās a communist making fun of so-called ācentristsā in the U.S. by saying the quiet part out loud
Jonathan12345@lemmygrad.ml · 5 pts · 2y
It took me 2 minutes to make this
glad_cat@lemmy.sdf.org · -4 pts · 2y
You don't seem well, you should get therapy.
Jonathan12345@lemmygrad.ml · 4 pts · 2y
This is ironic.
glad_cat@lemmy.sdf.org · -4 pts · 2y
It's not and you know it. It would be ironic if it was limited to a small comment. Writing such a large text is sad.
Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml · 4 pts · 2y
Hey, just to break the news, ChatGPT exists now, so it takes even less effort to write something like that than it ever did.
simply_surprise@lemmygrad.ml · 4 pts · 2y
This community is dedicated to long satirical posts from a communist perspective.
Jonathan12345@lemmygrad.ml · 4 pts · 2y
So are you like suggesting I'm actually a nazi? I'm a two year old lemmygrad account lol. I'm making fun of so-called 'centrists' for really supporting the right, and I've written many more pages of fanfic crap. So I'm not really sure what you mean.
absentthereaper@lemmygrad.ml · 2 pts · 2y