All records instantly broken

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17 Comments

sik0fewl@piefed.ca · 41 pts · 163d

Imagine

DemBoSain@midwest.social · 33 pts · 163d (4 replies)

This would be the craziest way to find out Paul McCartney is still alive.

Dazharion@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 163d (2 replies)

You actually just had me check whether or not he was dead

brotundspiele@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 162d (1 reply)
Dultas@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 162d

I am the walrus

PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space · 1 pts · 162d

I buried Paul.

TachyonTele@piefed.social · 25 pts · 163d (2 replies)

And he only sings Justin Bieber songs

a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 163d (1 reply)

While dressed as a pussycat doll.

TachyonTele@piefed.social · 7 pts · 163d

And Yoko is there for backup vocals

Pringles@sopuli.xyz · 20 pts · 163d

At which point Yoko Ono would reveal it as her greatest artwork, probably.

FatVegan@leminal.space · 17 pts · 163d

This would be the craziest way to find out that Paul has friends.

sorter_plainview@lemmy.today · 10 pts · 163d

For those who want to read more context about it. Interview with Monty Python's Eric Idle

Digit@lemmy.wtf · 7 pts · 163d

Paul is dead.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 163d (2 replies)

Simply having a wonderful faked death.

blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 162d (1 reply)

Are you pronouncing faked as "fay-ked" or are you ok with the wrong number of syllables

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 162d

i wasn't bothering to look at scansion

criscodisco@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 163d

Can’t hide the long butt under a mask