I saw a video once of some people getting into a fight near a party and when the dj switches to the rocky theme you can visibly see the fighters getting pumped up. It was hilarious.
I'm originally from North Florida, which is basically Georgia/Alabama. I've been to many weddings and am also married. I've seen maybe two arguments, but never a fight.
Southern hospitality extends to weddings and most never have issues.
I feel like there has got to be a better qualifier than straight, white and healthy. Like damn if a gay black person with diabetes tries going to weddings, every one of them must turn into a shitshow.
19 Comments
RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip · 80 pts · 149d
I saw a video once of some people getting into a fight near a party and when the dj switches to the rocky theme you can visibly see the fighters getting pumped up. It was hilarious.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 40 pts · 149d
When the rocky theme starts you know you're about to get your ass whooped.
whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 149d
I demand a link
RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip · 27 pts · 149d
https://redlib.freedit.eu/r/fightporn/comments/o9ygdc/fight_after_a_party_and_dj_starts_playimg_rocky/
13igTyme@piefed.social · 79 pts · 149d
People are fighting at your wedding and you're getting mad at the DJ....
FenrirIII@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 149d
Apparently someone has never been to a southern wedding.
13igTyme@piefed.social · 8 pts · 149d
I'm originally from North Florida, which is basically Georgia/Alabama. I've been to many weddings and am also married. I've seen maybe two arguments, but never a fight.
Southern hospitality extends to weddings and most never have issues.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 149d
you have experienced a very different southern hospitality than i have. are you straight, white, and healthy?
TacoSocks@infosec.pub · 3 pts · 148d
I feel like there has got to be a better qualifier than straight, white and healthy. Like damn if a gay black person with diabetes tries going to weddings, every one of them must turn into a shitshow.
its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 149d
A southern wedding with our at least 3 deaths is considered a boring affair.
Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 148d
Yeah, Aussie weddings go crazy!
Or did you mean African?
glimse@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 149d
Personally I always get mad at the fake DJ when he makes a punchline at the end of my joke wedding text
datavoid@sh.itjust.works · 40 pts · 149d
This is clearly fake, the MK theme would go off at any wedding.
Source: former wedding DJ
VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works · 30 pts · 149d
EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip · 14 pts · 149d
FINISH HIM!!!
OddMinus1@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 148d
I would rather not be a part of any stiff-ass wedding where the morthal combat theme is unacceptable.
ramble81@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 149d
A good DJ know when to drop the beat.
StealthLizardDrop@piefed.social · 5 pts · 149d
i desperately need to know the rest of the story
Etterra@discuss.online · 3 pts · 148d
I'd tip extra for that kind of service.