DISPENSING MACHINE: Hello. How can I help you?
CAT: Fish!
DISPENSING MACHINE: Today’s fish is trout a la creme. (Produces a dish.)
Enjoy your meal.
CAT: Fish!
DISPENSING MACHINE: Today’s fish is trout a la creme. (Produces a dish.)
Enjoy your meal.
CAT: Fish!
DISPENSING MACHINE: Today’s fish is trout a la creme. (Produces a dish.)
Enjoy your meal.
CAT: Fish!
DISPENSING MACHINE: Today’s fish is trout a la creme. (Produces a dish.)
Enjoy your meal.
CAT: Fish!
DISPENSING MACHINE: Today’s fish is trout a la creme. (Produces a dish.)
Enjoy your meal.
CAT: Fish!
DISPENSING MACHINE: Today’s fish is trout a la creme. (Produces a dish.)
Enjoy your meal.
CAT: I will!
That's the only reason I haven't. It's not that I don't have the technical know-how to build them a custom button setup. Or that I think my cats wouldn't use it.
Based on cat keyboard usage, I imagine in most cases you’d get something more like “litter food pet food food food food play pet food litter food” — and that’s just in the first 10 seconds.
Cats love to mess with their environment just to see what happens.
I just got these buttons (from Amazon as well lol). Apparently the cat isn't pushing them because I haven't recorded the right words that would allow them to communicate their disdain for me.
10 Comments
saltnotsugar@lemm.ee · 67 pts · 2y
“Food.”
Awww he’s hungry.
(1 week later.)
“Food. Food. Food.”
THERE ARE OTHER BUTTONS MR. MITTENS!
Jerkface@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y
DISPENSING MACHINE: Hello. How can I help you? CAT: Fish! DISPENSING MACHINE: Today’s fish is trout a la creme. (Produces a dish.) Enjoy your meal. CAT: Fish! DISPENSING MACHINE: Today’s fish is trout a la creme. (Produces a dish.) Enjoy your meal. CAT: Fish! DISPENSING MACHINE: Today’s fish is trout a la creme. (Produces a dish.) Enjoy your meal. CAT: Fish! DISPENSING MACHINE: Today’s fish is trout a la creme. (Produces a dish.) Enjoy your meal. CAT: Fish! DISPENSING MACHINE: Today’s fish is trout a la creme. (Produces a dish.) Enjoy your meal. CAT: Fish! DISPENSING MACHINE: Today’s fish is trout a la creme. (Produces a dish.) Enjoy your meal. CAT: I will!
Cheez@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Dkarma@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
It's a white hole.
_stranger_@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
This is the scene that got me to watch the rest of that show.
Agent641@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
What show?
AxleGrinder@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Red Dwarf
Dkarma@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Ahhhh CREASE!
seathru@lemm.ee · 35 pts · 2y
That's the only reason I haven't. It's not that I don't have the technical know-how to build them a custom button setup. Or that I think my cats wouldn't use it.
I just know they would crush my soul.
adespoton@lemmy.ca · 28 pts · 2y
Based on cat keyboard usage, I imagine in most cases you’d get something more like “litter food pet food food food food play pet food litter food” — and that’s just in the first 10 seconds.
Cats love to mess with their environment just to see what happens.
AyyLMAO@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 2y
bakachu@lemm.ee · 19 pts · 2y
I just got these buttons (from Amazon as well lol). Apparently the cat isn't pushing them because I haven't recorded the right words that would allow them to communicate their disdain for me.
Spliffman1@lemdro.id · 7 pts · 2y