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6 Comments

JiffyBag@lemmy.ml · 59 pts · 161d (2 replies)

They had a model called The Predator Touch in the mid-90s. Best football boots you could get. Young boys everywhere longed for a predator touch and could likely find it at their local youth football club.

diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 161d (1 reply)

They might had found it in churches as well!

three@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 161d

BAZINGA!

Fizz@lemmy.nz · 30 pts · 161d (1 reply)

Gonna pick up a pair for my friend Jeffrey

Janx@piefed.social · 19 pts · 161d

Oh? I hear he might be in the Trump Files...

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 5 pts · 160d

Maybe don't make it look like ass either