c/lemmyshitpost · by TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world · 154dMy FWB is still ignoring me so I'm sexting with my dealer 257 points · 10 comments · view on lemmy.world
10 Comments
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 154d
There's "playing with fire" and then there's "using a lit match to check the bottom of a gas tank"
GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 154d
ACME Professional Gas Leak Detector
MrFappy@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 154d
Looking at your post history with such a new account, I can say with certainty that you are thirsty AF! I hope you find some relief soon lol
TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 154d
Some dick or some good blow I'd be happy either way.
JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 154d
She's like another violet08.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 153d
we are all violet08 this blessed day
Skankboot@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 154d
Sexting with your dealer makes you a coke whore, ngl
TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 154d
If you’re good at something why do it for free?
Skankboot@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 154d
Lol fair enough
Passerby6497@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 153d
Good way to lose a plug