Maintenance trusted me bro.

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Etterra@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 2y (8 replies)

Hello France? The American people here. We'd like to request an order for, oh, say, 50,000 units? That ought to be enough to get started.

Spendrill@lemm.ee · 41 pts · 2y (6 replies)

Thing one: You don't need 50, 000 start with 50 and make people share.

Thing two: Give the American People guillotines and they'll completely miss the point and do the McCarthy witch-hunts again.

Hyperdinobeast@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 22 pts · 2y (2 replies)

We just have to genocide one more minority group and your quality of life will improve, trust me bro

Astroturfed@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

I heard the Irish are still here and are the problem. We just need to go back to the original scapegoat and eliminate it as the source.

Etterra@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Politicians are a minority group.

Etterra@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Have you been to America? This place is freaking huge and we're absolutely saturated with politicians. We'll need 50,000 just to get started because those things weigh a ton.

Spendrill@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

Might I suggest installing them in state capitals then? Tends to be where the worst infestations are.

nednobbins@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

Robespierre has entered the chat.

balderdash9@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 2y

Relentless_Blinky@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I wonder who that's for

electric_nan@lemmy.ml · 69 pts · 2y

Ask not for whom the guillotines, it tines for thee.

AlexDrago@ani.social · 21 pts · 2y

It's probably for a noble cause

Bookmeat@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y (2 replies)

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CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Probably a non-functional model where the blade is screwed tight at that position 🤔

Schlemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y

There are supposed to be only a few working guillotines in France but they allegedly lie in a museum cellar somewhere.

SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml · 14 pts · 2y

any day now...

Sanctus@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y

Y'all got anymore of that routine maintenance? We need some.

Raisin8659@monyet.cc · 9 pts · 2y

Getting ready....