humiliating my little shit code

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13 Comments

JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 130d (2 replies)

For you it was an event. For vibe coders everywhere, it was tuesday.

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 1 pts · 130d (1 reply)

"just tell it to fix the errors!"

JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 129d

There used to be a joke about how, on average, programmers made a million before reaching 26 years of age.

Bugs, not dollars.

Vibe coders and ai: hold my monster energy drink...

otter@lemmy.ca · 18 pts · 130d (2 replies)

I want this image to show up under failed compilations. Like this

> Segmentation fault (core dumped)

edit: I think that's a runtime error actually, instead

fatal error: iostream: No such file

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 130d (1 reply)

Youre gonna need a terminal written in HTML

Zykino@programming.dev · 6 pts · 130d

Sixel or the kitty image protocol can do it high res. There are also some low res options

enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 130d

cargo-mommy is there to make it humiliating in different way

python@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 130d (1 reply)

Your momma is such a bad programmer, she gets compiler errors when writing Javascript

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 130d

I see errors on anything that is not just a static html site. Just because my CSP is a bit more strict and the crap gets adblocked.

Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 130d

if you're moaning about compiler errors, you have no idea how shitty your buggy code will be when it runs

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 130d

This is why god gave us -fpermissive

Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 130d

Code humiliation kink

paraphrand@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 130d

My compiler loves lettuce.