Sharks Are Testing Positive For Cocaine And Caffeine in The Bahamas

https://www.sciencealert.com/sharks-are-testing-positive-for-cocaine-and-caffeine-in-the-bahamas

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Concave1142@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 165d (2 replies)

Now we need a Cocaine Shark movie like we had Cocaine Bear!

GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 165d (1 reply)

The "Cocaine ____" franchise really dies after the fifteenth movie, Cocaine Shrew. They're really scraping the bottom of the barrel for animals to drug up!

floofloof@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 164d

I would watch Crack Hamster. It couldn't be any harder going than the Crack Fox.

TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 164d

sad. poor things.

"The research team analyzed blood samples from 85 sharks captured around Eleuthera, one of the most remote islands in the Bahamas. Of those sharks, 28 had drugs of some description in their system."

MrSelfDestruct25@fedinsfw.app · 4 pts · 165d

These sharks know how to have a good time!

The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 165d

We need another Jaws movie with this premise.

bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 165d

Hell yeah brother

krispyavuz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 165d (1 reply)

Coming up: Jaws - The Stuff

Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io · 1 pts · 164d

Caff'd up Sharks on Coke. It ain't (well yes it really is) no joke.