Take the two topics and connect the dots, each poster writes a short blurb starting from crop circles, the thread ends when a poster ties it to the interstate highway system.
Take the two topics and connect the dots, each poster writes a short blurb starting from crop circles, the thread ends when a poster ties it to the interstate highway system.
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radix@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 3y
Why are they circular? What are they circumscribing? Are they keeping something in or keeping us out?
The reality is that they're not crop circles; they're crop spheres. Haven't you seen them spinning gently, mirroring the motion of the earth? Haven't you felt the inexplicable wind passing over your face no matter how far you are from it?
They spin to keep an invisible system of gears and wheels turning. They're just special ball bearings greased by the polluted air. And just what does this system do, you ask? Well...
qualia@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 241d
Aside from just North and South, several lesser known, unstable, minor magnetic poles will randomly wilt up, weakening the local vegetation causing it to wilt in these familiar wilty patterns. In light of radix's revelation, my UN investigatory commission was assigned the case.
All animals possess a causal link from their genome to their mind. However, my team has now described the first species to have evolved feedback in the other informational direction: functionally, psychological control of their own DNA.
By devoting significant parts of their massive brains to predicting preferential epistasis networks, they're able to facilitate in vivo biotech. They farm a complex gut biome to manufacture the lubrication they're increasingly dependent on to accomplish their goals.
Current expert consensus is that they aim to...