Treasury announces Trump's signature will appear on future US currency

Not the Onion :/

as the only president who did not willingiy transfer power this makes sense. at some point if we survive we need to officially nullify his presidency as illigitamate. he may end up being the first president that needs to be impeached after being in office.

Sharpie vs sharpie

"I am America!"

Good. Everyone there needs constant reminding of the apex of stupidity that led them to vote for that idiot twice

He will leave a legacy of taint that permeates everywhere.

I don’t remember the last time I used cash for a transaction.