Nestle says 12 tonnes of KitKat chocolate stolen in Europe

https://www.lemonde.fr/en/economy/article/2026/03/28/nestle-says-12-tonnes-of-kitkat-chocolate-stolen-in-europe_6751892_19.html

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lemmyng@piefed.ca · 44 pts · 138d (2 replies)

Nestle

"chocolate"

Nothing of value was lost.

P00ptart@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 138d

Certainly not any cacao.

FatVegan@leminal.space · 6 pts · 138d

People still already did the slave labor

username_1@programming.dev · 33 pts · 138d
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witty_username@feddit.nl · 31 pts · 138d
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Marshezezz@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 26 pts · 138d
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DrSleepless@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 138d (1 reply)

Ha ha! Fuck Nestle

tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 138d

Break me off a piece of that.

Alexstarfire@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 138d (2 replies)

That's one hell of a break.

blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 138d (1 reply)

At least they had a sense of humour, and used that pun in their statement

"We've always encouraged people to have a break with KitKat," a spokesperson for the brand said, referring to its catchphrase. "But it seems thieves have taken the message too literally and made a break with more than 12 tonnes of our chocolate."

inari@piefed.zip · 1 pts · 138d

Nah fuck Nestle

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 138d

You say “chocolate stolen,” I say “stolen water liberated.”

OrteilGenou@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 138d

"chocolate"

Expect a sudden influx of brown wax candles on the European black market

StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 138d

They just explained to the thieves how they would be caught, which means one of two things, they can't actually catch them that way, or they're bluffing

finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 138d

Look, chocolate is not a Nestle right ...

unmagical@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 138d