People Who Love Corporate BS Are Bad at Their Jobs, New Cornell Research Confirms

It probably shouldn't irk me, but every time someone told me something was "a powerful tool" I immediately doubted whatever product it was they were talking about.

To me it meant I don't know enough about the product to explain what it does well or it doesn't have enough features that I have to fill this sentence with jargon instead of a useful feature.

I hate corporate bs and I am bad at my job. We exist and are valid.