The religious should clean up God's house. This shit is fucking embarrassing to watch and I dont even believe your fairy tales.

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FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 161d

You say that with the coolest fucking book cover imaginable.

Dojan@pawb.social · 2 pts · 161d

Strikes me as satirical. The Bible is a bunch of texts written and rewritten by thousands of people throughout time. Why should this be any less canon?

MerryJaneDoe@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 161d

This is perfect, I think! The last thing we need is a unified religious front that's "cleaned up God's house". Much better to have traditionalists offended by Machine Gun Jesus and in-fighting.

In fact, maybe replace Jesus' face with Trump's. Hit 'em with some blasphemy and see which Xians cheer it and which ones look away in shame and second-hand embarrassment.