It's real, I've met all of Obama's dads and they really do call him the cigarette crab. I don't think he's ever been to Japan and I don't understand why the owner called him Mr President though because he's never been president.
Some people got polycules of parents (which I have decided to call parentcules I'm just going to be butchering the English language so buckle up y'all) I mean we got the grampolycule over here
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yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 46 pts · 144d
I sincerely hope even a single detail of this is real
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca · 57 pts · 144d
It's real, I've met all of Obama's dads and they really do call him the cigarette crab. I don't think he's ever been to Japan and I don't understand why the owner called him Mr President though because he's never been president.
Trex202@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 144d
420/69
Bazell@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 144d
Dads?
ArfArfWoof@europe.pub · 11 pts · 144d
his powers allow him to collect dads like pokémon
Bazell@lemmy.zip · 0 pts · 144d
Mini army of dads. Sounds like a Temu superpower.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 143d
Some people got polycules of parents (which I have decided to call parentcules I'm just going to be butchering the English language so buckle up y'all) I mean we got the grampolycule over here
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 143d
I'm voting cigarette crab