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36 Comments

TabbsTheBat@pawb.social · 28 pts · 144d (2 replies)

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 10 pts · 144d (1 reply)

Happy lemmy birthday!

TabbsTheBat@pawb.social · 8 pts · 144d

Thank you thank you :3

Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 144d (1 reply)

Me when I get killed by mobilek but the puppy still drowns (⁠╯⁠ರ⁠ ⁠~⁠ ⁠ರ⁠)⁠╯⁠︵⁠ ⁠┻⁠━⁠┻

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 9 pts · 144d

Only synthetic life will be allowed to flourish!

ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz · 10 pts · 144d (6 replies)

@pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org
in all fairness, what would book do

thank you for creating mobilek content!

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 8 pts · 144d (5 replies)

probably just sit there and look dumb!

ozzelot@snac.sklenicekrtku.cz · 5 pts · 144d (2 replies)

@pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org
yeah, what could it do! just contain words? what's a manifeste du surrealisme? sounds french i'm out.

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 8 pts · 144d (1 reply)

joke's on you, i can't read

cathfish@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 144d (1 reply)

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pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 144d

stoopid buk

Twongo@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 144d (2 replies)

i'm starting to feel something is off with mobilek but i can't put my finger on it...

cathfish@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 144d (1 reply)

If you need to put your finger on it remember that it's in your pockit!

Twongo@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 140d

thank you! i was looking for my finger all day.

Carnelian@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 144d

Thank you for portraying utilitarianism with the correct dog:human ratios!

plasmawiz@corteximplant.com · 8 pts · 144d (2 replies)

@pmjv mobilek is wise 🤖

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 144d (1 reply)

Hmmmm.....

plasmawiz@corteximplant.com · 8 pts · 144d

@pmjv sponsored by Mobilek™
use code 100000humans to get 50% off your next chip implant!

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 144d

That's probably less than a day of running ChatGPT.

Zwrt@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 144d (2 replies)

Done!

Whats the next step?

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 144d

Drown more puppies.

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 144d

Now I thank you for engaging with my content and we both wait for the roll of the dice.

cathfish@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 144d (3 replies)

Thank you for illustrating the fact that we must destroy all the mobi

cathfish@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 144d (2 replies)

Sorry. cathfish@lemmy.world will be temporarily unavailable. Just the time to finish political and moral reeducation camp.

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 144d (1 reply)

Thank you for changing your mind at the last minute! I love my mobilek!

cathfish@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 142d

I love my Mobilek too, now that I have understood the true meaning of the Mobilek existence in my lovely reeducation camp.

Asklepian@abyss.cafe · 6 pts · 144d

@pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org feudal chinese emperor phone

jdr@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 144d

Mister Mobilek, bring me a dream

Make it the content that I've never seen

Give it upclicks like you're never sober

And tell them the age of men is over

qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 144d (1 reply)

Thank you for creating content!

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 144d

No problem!

Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 5 pts · 144d

Could be worse, he didn't considered sacrificing 10 to 100 thousand puppies!

CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 144d (1 reply)

Am… am I mobilek?

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 144d

I would hope so!

Mitchmaker@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 144d (1 reply)

Thank you for creating sacrificial content.

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 144d

My pleasure! Thanks for engaging!