c/lemmyshitpost · by Cantaloupe@lemmy.fedioasis.cc · 150dRise and shine soldier. 619 points · 15 comments · view on lemmy.world
15 Comments
20cello@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 150d
So, the us is drafting minors now
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 26 pts · 150d
sigh...
*unzips
Sabata11792@ani.social · 6 pts · 149d
Stand at attention.
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 2 pts · 149d
Private.
lauha@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 149d
Drafted to casting couch or military?
village604@adultswim.fan · 15 pts · 149d
Depends on if you lied about being over 18.
lauha@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 149d
21 or older: porn star 18 or older: US military Under 18: Trump island?
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 149d
Yes there are strict age laws for the military
village604@adultswim.fan · 2 pts · 149d
There are also strict age laws for adult video actors.
The implication was that if you're underage you'll be sex trafficked.
elvith@feddit.org · 6 pts · 149d
Yes
considine@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 149d
It does say over 18"
Ghostie@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 149d
sangeteria@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 149d
If I click into a porn site and get drafted I'm fragging
Widdershins@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 149d
Joke's on them. I'm fucking useless.
RAFAELRAMIREZ@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 149d
Clicked for one thing, enlisted for another 💀 wrong site, wrong life choice.
Maggoty@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 149d
Hold on I got a thing for that around here somewhere... I think is called a DD214 or something? Oh here's a PT belt that'll work.