::: spoiler Alt Text BlueSky post by user @hemlock.bsky.social that reads,
I am a transit maximalist. I believe that when a girl hornyposts from the other side of the country; I should be able to get on a maglev and arrive in her city before the prog is out of her system for no more than $40. All policy should bend to serve this goal. :::
14 Comments
gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de · 27 pts · 136d
Ehm IIRC it's 3000 km (2000 miles) from California to Boston. Assuming she stays horny for 30 minutes, that makes a calculated speed of 6000 km/h (4000 mph), or about mach 5.
ripple_effect@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 24 pts · 136d
Birds best stay out the way
verdare@piefed.blahaj.zone · 19 pts · 136d
I believe we can top the SR-71 by harnessing the power of God’s thirstiest lesbians.
Im_old@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 18d
the SR-71 was begging to be topped as well
synae@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 135d
Alright well we've got a lot of work to do then.
hildegarde@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 136d
That's physically impossible. We need to instead make the country smaller.
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net · 1 pts · 18d
We can do this is California, Washington, and Oregon join Canada
ThunderclapSasquatch@startrek.website · 2 pts · 135d
Try going Mach 5 over the Rockies, I'll get popcorn
gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 135d
that reminds me of this:
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 136d
Modern Conservatives: "We have a crisis of masculinity"
Traditional 1950s Americans: "Your parents exist because we did it raw on the subway"
LurkingLuddite@piefed.social · 8 pts · 136d
What about the 50000 other people that would happily travel a day for $40 to tap that? Huh??
You might solve your problem, but you're creating a much bigger issue.
Someone with this level of short sightedness is exactly how we get barely baked "AI" still resulting in millions losing their jobs, smh.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 135d
I mean I dunno. My bike is cooler than their bikes. My hat is cooler than their hats. I've run the statistics/econometric estimates and the rough odds of them having a cooler hat are far, far below one in 50,000. Same with the bike (they are pretty cool bike and hat. One in a million, maybe hundred million. One in a billion taken together if I didn't have safety anals to rentent) so like, if I'm fighting off $40 bums I better expect some kind of... What's the word. Recompense for my time.
I'm talking bacon wrapped dates or better. Y'all provide the budget I'll provide the feast just let me at the kitchen unfettered. That is what you must provide to the polycule.
ToiletFlushShowerScream@piefed.world · 1 pts · 18d
I have a feeling that the AI will call it a marketing opportunity with 49999 or so disappointed men and women all in a small area. Anyone looking to make a buck from that many newly depressed people will suddenly appear with something to sell them.
LurkingLuddite@piefed.social · 1 pts · 18d
You assume AI has any goal on its own whatsoever. It doesn't. It never does. It never will. It's all LITERALLY just words to prompt an appeased response. It doesn't matter how many API's some idiot executive wants tied in; it's all just digital yes-men that will without a single glint of emotion cuckold you. If that turns you on ... you might have a few more issues than "AI" to solve in your life...